70 years old man : dil chaahta hay ke shadi kar loon. Friend : kr lo Old man : kisi Bewa se kr loon? Friend : kisi kunwari se hi kar lo,Bewa apne ap ho jaegi

Old man school k principal se: Zara rizwan ko buladein Principal: Aap kon? Old man: Mai uska dada Principal: Wo chutti leker ap k janaze me sharik hone gaya hai

Kal Raat Meri DOST k Dada Uske Khawab may aye or kaha k Bachon DIL khol kar Gunah karo Kyon k DOZAKH Main bilkul Jagah nahi hay HUM khud Diwaron pe Bethy hian..

bUs Mai Larki ka pAoN bUdHe k pAoN NeChAy AtA HaI. bUdHa: S:orRy LaRkI: Get Lost! tHoRi dAiR bAd uSka pAoN Aik LarkAy k pAoN nEeChAy Ata Hai Larka: S:orRy Larki:Its Alright bUdHa:Na te! Mere sOrRy dE sPeLLiNg GaLat sI ?? ..';->'

Girl asks an old man:whats love? Man said:Go To the garden & get the most beautiful flower. Girl returned empty handed & told that I found the most beautiful flower but I kept walking in hope of a better one. And then I realised I ignored the best one.I went back but could not find it there. Man said:dis is love.U dont value it when ? hav it bt relize when ? lose it. So never let ur LOV go.

Dr. buzrg mareez se... Main tme aesi dawa dun ga k tm jawan ho jao ge Buzrg Mareez : O mere khudaa toh main apni pension kese loon ga

Me 50 sal ka kunwara borha admi hon Is burhapy me 31 May ko raat 12 bajy meri shadi thi Lekin afsos 31 May ko Pakistan me 12 hi nhi bajy :( :p

Ek Borha aadmi Kachi bAsti jAta hAi. Wahan pUhanCh kR Ek aDmi sE Us nE PoCHa k yE Kachi bAsti hAi? Admi bOLa k deEwAr mE SiR MaAr kR Dekh Lo.

A old man calling his wife ! Rada, sunita, Daling, jan, sweeti, Aak ladka bola uncle aap ab be apne biwi se utna pyaar kartay hai jo unhay atne pyaaray naam se bola rahay ho. Old man! Nahi darasal kambakat ka naam yaad nahi s leye atne naam try kar raha hon.

A Rose is always A Rose Wether it is in Dustbin or in a Golden Pot, Same way u ll Always b My friend Wether u r in Dental Hospital or in Mental Hospital !

Thr Was An Old Man Who Use 2 Park Vehicals For Others Suddenly One Day Evry1 Startd Calling Him Spider Man WHY? His Name Was Peter Park-Ker

Old ppl used to annoy me at weddings by pinching my cheeks n saying: "U r next!". They stopped saying this wen i started doing the same to them at deaths !!!

Love Is When Grandma Is Unable To Paint Her Toe Nails As She Can't Bend And Grandpa Paints Them Inspite His Back Pain.....!!